Because I told you so…

Hello Lovelies,

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People get away with far too much these days, yourself included. That’s right, I said it. You think you can get away with rude, selfish behavior because no one’s watching you. You think you can break the rules & laws because you don’t have anyone to tell you not to, or at least not anyone who will, literally, crack down on your rear end. There is no justification for your behavior. Your anger, selfishness and impatience go unpunished and that’s all about to change.

You need to fear the consequences of your actions. If you even think about stepping out of line, you need to know that you’ll be taken to task. Every transgression, disobedience and infraction will be dealt with accordingly. You need someone who won’t hold back when you need a good tongue-lashing, followed by some serious behavior modification therapy. You need to take this seriously, because I am talking to you. My finger is pointing at you- don’t you look over your shoulder as if I mean the person behind you or next to you.

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You need someone in your life who is going to make you sit up and take notice of other people’s needs and desires, not just your own. Someone who will keep you on the track to success. Someone who won’t listen to your whining, your attempts to finagle your way out of consequences or who ignores your most shameful behavior. And guess what? That someone? It’s me.

You no longer have any acceptable excuses for why you can’t find someone who will take all of the necessary steps to keep you in line. I sit here before you, empty lap, awaiting your descent over it- to take every last bit of punishment you deserve; every last swat and smack you need to stop playing the martyr and get your act together.

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Do you know what I’m going to do with you when you come to see me? I’m going to spank your naughty bottom. Yes, I’m going to spank, paddle, hairbrush, spoon, strap, belt and cane your backside until you can’t sit down on it. I’m going to teach you a lesson you will never forget and you are going to appreciate that I care so much. You are going to get to a point when you know you need to see me because you feel out of control. You always say how you feel like you need discipline in your life and now, you know just where to get it and it’s all because I told you so. Book now.

Spanks and hugs,

Ms. Kimi


Happy Spanking New Year!


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Hello Lovelies! Can you believe another year nearly gone? I was reflecting on everything that’s happened in 2016 and while it was a spanktastic year, I’m welcoming 2017 with open arms and I hope you are, as well. Someone once said to me that a new year is like a blank canvas, and the brush is in your hands. It is your chance to paint a beautiful piece of art for yourself. I took that to heart and plan to paint my most epic piece of art in 2017- how about you?

Falling in line with that sentiment, I want you to reflect on what your needs are, how you’ve changed, what you want to change and the steps you must take to get there. Have you been *hoping* that you’ll find that special spanking relationship? Wishing you were on the receiving end? Looking for the perfect Mommy to cuddle, feed and change you? Do you have regrets about missed opportunities or goals? It’s time to stop hoping, wishing, regretting and make things happen for yourself! You can create the life you want to live. Don’t get stuck in a rut. Go out and find what you need, what you crave and what makes you happy. It doesn’t have to be your forever, just your right now.

I can guide you through as your life coach, I can keep you in line as your Disciplinarian, I can smother you with the maternal love that you so desperately need as your Mommy, I can cheer for you as your friend, but I can’t do ANY of that until you decide to take the steps to make your life how you want it. I’ll be here waiting and wondering what that looks like for you. Send me a contact form so we can get started ASAP and make this YOUR best new year yet! If you don’t, you know right where I’ll send you when I see you next time!


Spanks and hugs,

Ms. Kimi